Dropping off the Obamas
taking a sh-t. a new-age spin on “dropping off the cosbies”, or “dropping the kids off at the pool.”
my morning ritual consists of showering, shaving, and dropping off the obamas.
“hold on, i gotta go drop off the obamas.”
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