Drunken Fumble
drunken fumble (or drunken fumbling) is a term for s-xual encounters (though not actual s-x) that happen while very drunk to the point where motor skills are limited, hence “fumble”.
often a cause of awkward moments the morning after if occurring between friends, though occasionally turning them into a “full on” relationship.
also a possible trigger for realisation of a different s-xuality or experimentation if upon waking one feels it felt better than with their normal gender of preference.
“yeah, i got really drunk with rach last night… woke up next to her…”
“bit of a ‘drunken fumble’ there then?”
-blushes-
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