dtmscgoafdatfawtwttfr
down to meet someone cute, go on a few dates and then fool around with them when the time feels right.
so instead of saying dtf, you can be cheesy and say this. then you’ll get laid. effective for most dates.
~date~
chick: soo….
guy: i’m dtf? lol jk i’m dtmscgoafdatfawtwttfr
chick:… what the f-ck?
guy: down to meet someone cute, go on a few dates and then fool around with them when the time feels right.
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