the main two types of teenagers; other subcultures and labels branch off from these two.
a bubblegum teen is a run-of-the-mill teenager. these people tend to be self-conscious about everything and very superficial. they happen to be addicted to being popular and pop culture. usually, their conversations will consist of s-x, beauty, whining, and boyfriends/girlfriends, and use internet slang in everyday life. they usually follow every trend and try to fit in. they scorn uniqueness, but encourage groupthink and conformity.
on the other hand, a duct tape teen doesn’t give a @#%& about labels and does what they want. duct tape teens understand the concepts of originality and individuality and embrace them. like rolls of duct tape, they are all different. they come from all walks of life, from different backgrounds, and in all shapes and sizes. each has his or her own thoughts and beliefs, none dictated by others.
the main difference between a duct tape teen and bubblegum teen:
an example of a bubblegum teen’s conversation –
teen 1: omg, i can’t believe dylan dumped me for that fat b-tch, lynne! she is soo fugly, and i’m so 1337 with my makeup. i’m so pretty!!! lololol!!!
teen 2: ikr? lynne is soo n00bish! i’m so prettier than her with my hollister and abercrombie and fitch!
an example of a duct tape teen’s conversation- –
teen 1: hey, wanna go meet after school?
teen 2: sure, we can go skating, and hit the books, too. by the way, i like that skirt you made.
teen 1: thanks! i made it myself. see you there!
(- note that all duct tape teens’ conversations may not be like this, as they are all different.)
- are you fucking me seriously?
a mixture of “are you f-cking with me?” and “are you serious?” commonly used when cut off by some dumb-ss driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to. also when you hear something completely unbelievable. a stupid honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream “are […]
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- Skank Bangor
its when you continously have s-x with sk-nks. you don’t care if they are ugly,fat,have hiv, or even if they are a dime. if they are a sk-nk you are a sk-nk bangor. word my dude he is a sk-nk bangor
- busted bitches
extremely fugly hoes that will cause cars to crash in the streets. a desperate guy would only f-ck them if they had a paper bag on their head. those girls had nice racks, but man they were busted b-tches. a female who does not take care of her appearance. krystal is a poor -ss, busted […]
- bust me out
to snitch on someone in front of someone they’re trying to impress. or just to call them out on a lie in general. rashid (to a group of people): yea, i got a lamborghini in my garage. tanya: no he doesn’t, he has a pick-up truck.. rashid: d-mn tanya why you gotta bust me out […]