Duct Tape Trick
the act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having s-xual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting
john: “when enjoying my gl-ss of brandy just yestermonth, i thought of a swell idea.”
thomas: “do tell, john.”
john: “t’was what i call the duct tape trick! yes, rofus and i are quite happy together.”
thomas: “needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this john”
john: “i concur.”
what a redneck magician loves to perform, this is their world-famous act. they throw a huge coil or string of duct tape into their cowboy hat, and pull out a cobra!
howl do yall like that? uh cobruh!
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