dude, that’s not funny, my mom’s dead


the ultimate response to the ever cl-ssic insult ‘your mom.’
person a: hey dude, sup?

person b: your mom is up!

person a: dude, that’s not funny, my mom’s dead.

person b now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; yeah? i really like that.

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