Dueling Piano Player


(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, mcs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.
omg i can’t explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pian-rg-sm.

after 2 shots of jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

i’m going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can’t play “bohemian rhapsody”.

the dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. lol

i tipped the dueling piano player to embarr-ss my friend on stage ’cause it’s her birthday.

after a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked s-xy.

awesome! the dueling piano player is doing that 80’s song i requested.

i hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the sat-rday night dueling pianos slot.

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