dumb blonde joke


stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ….and yes i am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
example of dumb blonde joke:

jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

s-xy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather f-ck a brunette over a blonde ….so one!

ohhhhhh burrrrrnnnn
a joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they’ll ever be. and no i’m not a blonde.
black-haired person: how many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? more than the amount of blondes in the universe!

brown-haired blonde lover: you’re only making fun of blondes because you’re jealous that you will never be as good-looking as blondes.

black-haired person: oh fine, i admit it, i am. i’m sorry.

brown-haired blonde lover: it’s alright. now we can start the ‘tpwmfobajjbbawwhtteb’ (the people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, way hotter than they’ll ever be) orginization.

black-haired person: good idea.

the two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.

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