dumb horse riding


a s-xual position, a man has s-x with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. he pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse’s bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
also known as simulated rape
-you gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom’s home!
-definitely!

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