Dumber than Miss South Carolina


when someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
derived from the recent miss america pageant when miss south carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
q. what is your opinion on the global warming issue?
a. i’m very happy the globe is warming up because then people won’t have to use tanning beds as much so there won’t be as much skin cancer.

that girl is dumber than miss south carolina

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