Dusty Batting Glove
the use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the r-ct-m with the other. when executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
dude, i walked in the bathroom and garth was giving himself a dusty batting glove.
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