dusty furnace
s-xual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your -ss crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to -rg-smic climax.
girl- “hey jill. your face looks pale, are you ok?”
jill- “oh g-d i’m great! johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. my eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!”
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