Dutch fucking


the act of slotting ones manhood in between a pair cheasticles, and having the owner of them m-ssage your sausage accordingly. the end result of this most pleasurable activity can often be the giving of a pearl necklace to the young lady as a reward for her good work.
“oh, mate. the misses was not in the mood for a sh-g last night, so she still gave me a good dutch f-cking instead!”

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