Dutch Hot Chocolate
to sh-t in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.
“hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?” “oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!”
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