Dutch Lobster


1. a h-m-s-xual act where one man engages in -n-l s-x with another man and grabs his man b–bs so hard that it leaves “claw” marks.
2. a s-xual act, where a man has v-g-n-l s-x from behind, clutching her br–sts so hard that it leaves “claw” marks, and just prior to -rg-sm, withdraws his p-n-s and inserts it in her -n-s.
3. another s-xual act, the woman penetrates her man -n-lly with the use of a “strap on”, and grasps his man b–bs so hard as so to leave marks.
1. mark’s partner richard was so fond of giving him a dutch lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. me: dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a dutch lobster
dude: no way!
me: yeah, but she made me pay for it.
dude:how?
me: i gotta be the designated driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. girlfriend: i can’t believe my man!
gay male friend: what happened?
girlfriend: he got me wasted and did the old dutch lobster on me!
gay male friend: well… what did you do?
girlfriend: got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a dutch lobster!
gay male friend: oh girl, next time invite me over for a little lobster!

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