Dutch Oven Drive-Thru
the act of farting in an empty take out bag and handing the customer it after handing them their bag with food. usually done with the cr-ppiest of the rudest customers in the fast food service. also known as the dutch oven on the go.
employee: hi, welcome to yummy in your tummy, what can get for you.
customer yelling: can i get a cheeseburger with no pickle!
employee: -enters cheeseburger with no pickle-
customer yelling: i said a double cheeseburger with no pickle. not a cheeseburger
employee: i apologize, i miss heard you but i’ll fix that. was that all for this order.
customer yelling: do it right the first time and you wouldn’t have to fix it!
employee: i apologize for that, your total is $1.87 at the first window.
employee: we need a dutch oven drive-thru for order 12-94.
employee 2: -picks up empty to go bag, opens bag. holds up to b-ttock and flatulates in bag, hands to yelling customer.-
yelling customer after driving off. oh cr-p they gave me a dutch oven on the go. i must’ve been their biggest jerk today.
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