Dutch Pince-Nez
when you attempt to give a girl a dutch blindfold, but your b-lls are too small, or her eyes are too wide set, and it ends up simply straddling the bridge of her nose instead.
i went for the dutch blindfold with (girl’s name) last night, but her eyes are so wide set it ended up looking like spectacles, or dutch pince-nez instead.
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