dutch shovel
a very complicated multi-step s-xual act involving the third stall in a walmart bathroom. there are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to h-ll as well as complete -n-l prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.
“sam and i totally did a dutch shovel last night.”
“all the way to step 17?”
“you know it dude!”
“d-mn!”
oh, you wish you knew…
“bro, i totally did a dutch shovel last night”
“all the way to step 17?”
“further”
“d-mn”
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