dyke shrike
i. a man who has an obsessive preoccupation about having s-xual intercourse with h-m-s-xual woman (lesbians), and/or who carouses in “dyk- bars” or joins any -ssociation or activity (biker clubs/parades) where lesbians are to be found in greater numbers. they usually also have an extensive lesbian p-rn collection.
usually the obsessive preoccupation is guided by a need to prove that they are the “ultimate womanizer” and can have any woman they want regardless what a woman “thinks” they need.
ii. a man who by nature is h-m-s-xual, but is not accepting of his personal disposition. he attempts to find a lesbian woman who hopefully is of the same personal disposition for acceptance.
“there goes chris the dyk- shrike again…trying to pick up on ashley. dudn’t the dumb-ss see she’s strictly lesbian? she hasn’t lead him on or even pretended to be interested in him. he keeps saying: “i’m gonna set em’ straight…they gonna be my hoes they jus’ don’t know it!”
(verb):
here comes kayla with joseph. she’s gay and he is also…i think – because he seems overly interested in her than she is him. she is definitely being dyk–shriked – and she knows it.
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