dyslexic penis syndrome


(n.) when you’re trying to have s-x & the p-n-s ends up in the -n-s instead of the v-g-n-. usually will p-ss off the female.
“hey man, how was your date last night?”
“not so good, i drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic p-n-s syndrome. she got p-ssed & left.”
“better luck next time bro!”

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