dystopian hipster theme park


the subt-tle for detroit, michigan for the last twenty plus years. also where professional athletes who’s teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.
welcome to detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

commercial voice over : hey joe blow, your team just got the sh-t kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. what are you gonna do next ?
joe blow : well i sure as h-ll ain’t going to disneyland now, am i ? guess i’ll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap–ss wine !

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