earnest blowjob
also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.
a type of bl-wj-b given on a sunday night while eating breakfast. the bl-wj-b is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. low-tempo background music is suggested.
example: “hey job i heard your wife is giving earnest bl-wj-bs these days!”
job: “yes.”
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