earth tone hipster


breed of hipster who dresses exclusively in earth tones – tans, grays, dark greens, etc. – and sometimes other muted colors. to the untrained eye (i.e. someone only accustomed to hipsters who wear bright, multicolored and/or metallic clothes), an earth tone hipster may fly under the radar.

earth tone hipsters often have intellectual inclinations and their ‘quieter’ clothing (compared to that of their loudly-colored cousins) reflects their ‘introspective’ tendencies.
nick: hey, you said your school is full of hipsters but i don’t see any metallic silver leggings.

sophie: shh, they’re all over the place. you just can’t see them because they’re all intellectual-type earth tone hipsters and they blend in with their surroundings.

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