Ebonetic Alphabet
a- afro
b- booty
c- chicken
d- dat
e- er where
f- fo’ sho
g- grillz
h- holla’
i- impala
j- juicy
k- killa, kobe
l- lebron
m- motha f-cka
n- ninja
o- obama, oprah
p- peeps, pimp, p-ssy
q- quarterbag
r- redbone
s- stunna’
t- trick, trippin’
u- uzi
v- vandross
w- word
x- xtc
y- you go girl !
z- zimbabwe
playa 1: yo homey, did you catch that license plate that just ripped my joint for two g’s?
homeboy: heh yeah, i luh dat. it had been uzi trick stunna 9-1-1.
playa 1: word. i’m glad we knows our ebonetic alphabet. les i wouldn’t understanz you
homeboy: church.
playa 1: let’s go report this to the hot boyz and find some skirts for the e so i can get some funk.
homeboy: they lucky you didn’t have yo’ gat on you. or else you mighta pulled out yo strap and laid them bustas down
playa 1: true, true. dat’s what i know playa. i luh dis urban dictionary. we just schooled all the wannabe hoods er where in dis us of the atl . get em’
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