egyptian sloppy pop
when you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your c-m on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her -sshole
dude1: bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
dude2: oh sh-t man how’d it go?!
dude1: slopilicious
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