Elastic Bandstand


the act of concealing one’s erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.
dude, i popped a serious b-n-r in cl-ss right before the bell rang. i had to pull an elastic bandstand before i stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

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