elephant goldfish syndrome
the elephant goldfish syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. the first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. the second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
i gave her a trip to nyc last week and now she tells me i never give her presents, i think she’s affected by the elephant goldfish syndrome.
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