Emotionally U-Hauling
a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, most commonly in a ldr which was instigated by tumblr or some similar blogging site. usually they have never met in person. everything is the same as regular u-haul syndrome except for circ-mstances that make moving in together impossible. characteristics of emotionally u-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.
person one : hey did you hear about maggie?
person two : no what happened?
person one: oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. she says they are completely in love now.
person two: omg! really? i cannot believe she is emotionally u-hauling again.
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