essex middle school


ess-x middle school is just a bunch of wannabees. you can walk in on any day and see every single kid in the school wearing basketball shorts and vineyard vine t-shirts. during lunchtime while the teachers are making absurd -ssumptions you will hear kids playing songs on their beats pills that were at their peak of popularity 8 months ago. the girls start to “have fun” in sixth grade. all of the clubs a terrible except for the bolton ski program which is okay.
i hate ess-x middle school

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