essex slag
a ess-x slag is usually a girl from ess-x ( ovibously ) who gets d-cked down five times a week and most likely lost their virginity in a unit7 bathroom. these d-ckheads usually over draw their eyebrows and can’t match their foundation to their actual skin tone. they have a new boyfriend each week but he’s very rarely not a roadman. a roadman is basically a updated chav. ess-x slags usually post instagram pictures in short shorts so they can show off their -ss but not get in trouble by their parents because they are technically fully clothed.
katie is such a ess-x slag
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