Eye of Sauron
when a female, normally a sk-nk stripper, wears g-string undergarmets and shows off her -ss, she often reveals her brown eye poking out on each side of the g-string. due to similarilty in appearance, this phenomena is referred to as the eye of sauron.
see also: eye of saruman
d-mn, i wish i was staring into the eye of saruman, instead of the eye of sauron.
f-ck me, this stripper needs to bleach this eye of sauron.
this b-tch must’ve just taken a sh-t without wiping, because her eye of sauron just said “i… see… you…”
prior to -n-l s-x, a girl bends over and spreads her -ss cheeks as far as she can while dialating her -sshole so she can better reveal her -n-l cavity. at this special moment, you insert your p-n-s into the opening while humming the theme song of mordor from lord of the rings. as she beckons for your “orcs” you give her all your “army’s strength”. there may be some “soil from the battlefield” on your p-n-s afterwards.
bobby gave sh-lley an eye of sauron last weekend! i heard she couldn’t walk for two days and p–p got all over his d-ck!
it’s on the back of the one dollar bill
the all seeing eye of sauron/horus/odin/satan/etc-etc
a big -ss bush with a big c-ck hanging in the middle.
is that gargamel standing in view? no, that’s called the eye of sauron
the unwanted attention of the internet community. especially when the attention includes malicious intent.
sony bmg entered the eye of sauron because it sold cds that install a rootkit onto a computer.
scientology attracts the eye of sauron because of its attempts to control its image on the internet.
basically, it is the moment when you are about to come and should be pulling out while having unprotected s-x. statistically, about 99.8% of males do not know when to pull out and get “spotted” by the eye, resulting in unwanted pregnancies and general bad att-tude from their ladyfriend.
i pulled out before the “eye of sauron” spotted me. my man down the block wasn’t so lucky though. his girl is due any day.
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