facebook toilet
someone who’s only intention when posting to or commenting on facebook is to stir the sh-t.
posts supporting something a majority of people can’t stand. comments intended to p-ss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
posts such as:
obama is as big of a hypocrite as jesus.
if i have to pay for healthcare i’m not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new ipads.
the (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old’s team
you should reply to all of these with “shut up you facebook toilet”
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