fairy god faggot
a small fairy who will fly into girls rooms at night and tap them with her anti-d-ck stick and poof that girl is a lesbian
girl: i think i might like girls
mom: oh sh-t, the fairy god f-ggot must’ve tapped you with her anti-d-ck stick i your sleep.
girl: mom, wtf are you on
mom: i swear im not on anything thats just how this sht happens
girl: yeah……
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