fakeittilltonightis
a fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. fakeittilltonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. these symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.
“where’s bella today?”
“she called in sick. she’s got a bad case of fakeittilltonightis.”
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