Farmville Pants
when out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.
sue – “hey look a pair of farmville pants!”
molly – “you think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?”
sue – “are you serious”
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