fart health


when one specifically eats in order to enact or maintain exceptionally aeromatic farts for the pleasure/displeasure of others.
martha: “ted! what the h-ll did you eat? you smell like a fart-factory!”
ted: “ why thank you dear. i’ve been paying close attention to my fart health specifically for your pleasure.”
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