father my christmas


an instruction to have s-xual intercourse during the festive period. plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
i love you alfed. stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
he was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

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