Fecal Finger of Fate


when someone shoves one of their fingers up their -rs-hole, then pulls it out to see if sh-t gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. a game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. if sh-t gets on your finger the answer is “no”, but if you pull it out clean the answer is “yes”.
well, i don’t know if i should go to the show tonight or not. i guess i’ll have to decide using the fecal finger of fate.

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