food abortion
1.two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.
2. the bulimia of 21st century.
3. food toss to stay fit.
not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. illegal in some countries.
trisha: ‘you look fabulous in those skinny jeans!’
donna-marie: ‘thanks, trisha, i just had a food abortion.’
trisha: ‘ok, i’ll see you at the cafeteria later.’
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