foods before dudes
another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you’re really salty.
could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
jessica: do u want to go to mcdonald’s for dinner
melissa: can’t. josh want me to come to his place.
jessica: u b-tch. foods before dudes.
melissa: o sh-t u right
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