freak of nurture
when the parenting skills of a math-anxious couple unexpectedly triggers an interest in their child to wanting to do more math homework, with zero influence from them.
when their seven-year-old daughter told them that she’d prefer to have a set of singapore math books instead of a barbie for christmas, jane and john sensed at once that this unusual request could only be a freak of nurture from heaven.
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