Free Fondle Friday
any friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. hence the name. typically exercised as shouting “free fondle friday!” before groping your selected target.
-girls’ br–sts and -sses are free game
-guys’ junk and -sses are free game
-anyone is free to decline
dude: “man that chick has huge t-ts, i can’t wait until free fondle friday!”
chick 1: “i hear that guy is seriously packing!”
chick 2: “i bet we’ll find out this friday!”
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