freedom casualty
an injury resulting from excessive 4th of july celebrations, usually caused by a combination of alcohol and fireworks
“oh sh-t bro he just got f-cked up by those fireworks!”
“oh well man, just another freedom casualty!!! ”merica!!!”
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- pumpernipple
a girls whose nipple is larger than her breast. man, i was going to motterboat becky, but turns out she’s a pumpernipple.
- cave bat
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- underlayment
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- grondo
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