Friend Soulmate


like a best friend, but different. a friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. they will arrange secret meetings with you, but not in a “tea time” way. in an “anything f-cking goes in our world cause we’re bout that life” kind of way. you can have unlimited besties if you choose to live that way, but friend soulmates? limited quant-ty. treat that with respect. and bring velvet hot chocolate as a pick me up to make sure this person knows you love them.
“sarah is turning 21 today and i have to do make it count because we’re friend soulmates.”

“if you both love: laughing, talking, audrey hepburn, s-ss and cl-ss… you might be friend soulmates.”

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