friend who happens to be a girl
a girl you have s-xual relations with on occasion. she’s not your girlfriend, not exclusive. when introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.
meet jennifer, shes’s my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).
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