a phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.
“oh dude you’re d-ck is totally giving me frozen salami lips”
- german turtle
to engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage. i know she wants to get married someday, but i am totally going to german turtle her.
a ginger minion led by their ginger queen, gj… you know who you are. oh wow, look, it’s a first year ginion!
- goat rape
when you get raped by a goat…i guess. why am i so bored that i made up goat rape on urban dictionary
- golden georgia
when you have -n-l s-x with a girl and you pee in her b-tt, then she proceeds to squirt it on your d-ck. bro 1: bro, last night sheryl gave me a golden georgia. bro 2: no way, man! i’ve been trying to get karli to do that for months!
1) adj. when someone or something is obscenely gay 2) excl. something super lame bro 1: did you see after earth? bro 2: nah man, that movie looked gosley af