frozen shit dildo
when you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then f-ck your -n-s or v-g-n- with a totally unique d-ld-.
d-mn, i f-cking love it when you f-ck my -ss with your frozen sh-t d-ld-. when it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so i can re-sh-t it out later?
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