fuck me to tears


a cry of angst.
as the first m-1 abrams rolled into baghdad, saddam cried out, “f-ck me to tears”, shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
a phrase used usually by an older man, when sh-t just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can’t find the remote ect.
a. hey karen i just had a sh-tty day at work and all i want to do is watch t.v. do you know where the remote is?

b. sorry jim you had it last, did you look in your lazy boy?

a. just f-ck me to tears
a term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his son.
son: ……..(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
father: “god d-mn f-ck me to tears”
a declaration of a desire to have painful s-x.
what sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
an utterance of dismay.
a cry for help.
a vulgar version of have s-x with me till i cry.
i showed sally my d-ck, she exclaimed f-ck me to tears!

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