g-g-gougar


a great-grandpa-cougar. an older man, 45+, that frequently hits up bars or nightclubs to lay his mack down on younger females. a g-g-gougar is usually dressed in a tight black t-shirt, tucked into fitted indigo jeans with a belt and dress shoes – trying to dress young, despite his receding hairline. a g-g-gougar will get his 70’s style boogie on near a group of newly legal ladies, hoping one of them is into the older crowd.
“hey ladies, wanna boogie?” – g-g-gougar
“ew, no thanks” – sam
– gougar walks away –
“that guy was such a g-g-gougar” – lynnette

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