Game of Thrones

an hbo show based on george r. r. martin’s books. the show’s got a great deal of politics, royal intrigues, incest, murder, warfare, violence and s-x. mediæval genre and features lots of swordplay and riding horses. and a lot of violence and s-x. did i mention the s-x? and drinking and a dwarf with an obsession with whoring.
did you see game of thrones last night?
yeah, and i can’t believe they tried to murder that kid.
a situation in which a person has bad diarrhea and must move from one toilet to another all day. effectively staking his claim on every “throne” in sight.
oh man….. i should not have eaten that sushi enchilada taco with extra beans last night. i feel like i’m going to play game of thrones all day today.
an hbo television show that is based on george rr martin’s a song of ice and fire series. it’s fantasy grounded in reality, with politics and dragons and is incredibly rich with detail and personality. the last two asoiaf books are yet to be released, the winds of winter and a dream of spring.
“is it true that game of thrones is based on a book?”
“yes! it’s called a song of ice and fire and it is by george rr martin.”

“dude, did you catch the rains of castamere on tv?!”
“i did . . . oh boy, did i ever.”
it’s a p-rno/action/fantasy hbo show full of b–bs and fighting for a pointy chair. you’ll hate joffrey but luckily he…and you’ll love tyrion, the short guy. it’s soon to become better than breaking bad, but i highly doubt that. nah i’m just kidding, game of thrones is going to go past brba, cause’ b–bs.
pervert: game of thrones is my new favorite p-rn series.

fan: yo, not cool. game of thrones is amazing, not a p-rno.

pervert: ooh okay, it’s still good p-rn
when you cut someone somewhere, and -j-c-l-t- on the cut and say “winter is coming.”
“i game of thronesed her arm”
the s-xual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have s-x with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). when the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.
jason, your girlfriend lisa played the game of thrones last night. in cheesecake factory.
a tv show that introduces gay s-x to straight men.

they trick straight men by adding straight s-x. the show uses camera angles to show gay floppy wieners during boring dialog. fans of the show talk about how much they love the show, yet they don’t quote any awesome dialogs because the show is filled with c-ck and b-lls.

south park has criticize on the m-ssive amount of p-n-s in the show.
orlando: do you watch game of thrones?

ricky: no, i only watch straight p-rn.